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War Party

The authorities insisted that, this year, the Black Watch hold Company Sergeant Major Jock Black’s birthday party behind enemy lines as the damage caused would assist the war effort.  I can remember very little of the party but, although there were the usual amount of casualties, this morning, I can see that holding a Black Watch shindig in enemy territory is a very effective weapon and brings a lot of much needed fun to an otherwise miserable war.

Professor Humperdink’s Diary