Juan complained that his Lee-Enfield rifle is about as useful as a fly swat; in fact, it isn’t even a very good fly swat, so we grab the first big gun we find. However, although we have a lot fun dragging it around and aiming it, and it does make a surprisingly exciting bang, I point out that people we are shooting at are quite likely to fire back at us, which, as we don’t have any protection, makes me a tad nervous. We quickly find another tank; break open a barrel of Glenturret, to celebrate, and head on in safety and comfort, unfortunately, Juan forgets which side of the road to drive on and causes more damage in five minutes than the enemy has managed in months. This is embarrassing and we decide to leave the area, as fast as we possibly can.
Professor Humperdink’s Diary