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4.1.09

Detanked

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To celebrate the comfort and security of our tank, we open a barrel of Juan’s Special War Reserve and offer toast after toast to the happiness and health of all our friends who aren’t in as fortunate a position as us.  Unfortunately, the build up of whisky fumes causes us to drive the vehicle extremely badly, which, together with the fact that we are being continually fired upon, results in an explosion that demolishes our tank.  This is a typical of Juan’s irresponsible attitude towards controlling large and dangerous machines and now, disastrously delayed and dysphoriacally behind schedule, we have no choice but to continue on foot, as fast as we possibly can.
 

Professor Humperdink’s Diary