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As Jock Black’s birthday party was immediately followed by Hogmanay we, and the surrounding area, are in a terrible condition.  The authorities declare the entire command non-operational and, although we would like to remain with our colleagues and spend the day crawling around being sick, we are vilely behind schedule and have no choice but to borrow some horses and head back to Humperdinkadad as fast as we possibly can.

Professor Humperdink’s Diary