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Stumble in to Marie’s laboratory to ask directions to the flight deck.  Marie’s is a wonderful chemist and her improvements to Juan’s Special Reserve have doubled its potency and caused it to give off a pleasing blue-green light.  Some people who try Juan’s Special Reserve have observed that, upon drinking the single malt, their hair and teeth immediately fall out, but, as Juan points out, this ultimately saves them lot of time and money, which would otherwise be wasted on dentists and barbers.

Professor Humperdink’s Diary