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Cheryl, looking down into aunt Humperdink’s Lubumbashi mine, reminds us that we are numptishly behind schedule and will have to work quickly.  Juan, says that, as mining can be hot, we should refresh ourselves before starting work, and opens a barrel of Vintage Glenfiddich Private Reserve.  Now, after offering toast after toast to the health and happiness of all cobalt and radium miners; befuddled, but shouting and singing and berserk with excitement at the possibility of finding precious, glowing, gems, we stumble down into the mine, as fast as we possibly can. 

Professor Humperdink’s Diary