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Castle Roy

Lost and delapidatingly behind schedule, we wander in circles for several days until, spotting a building in the distance, we recognise Castle Roy, aunt Humperdink’s Perthshire country club. This is exciting as aunt’s chain of country clubs, used by agents for rest and recuperation, are always a lot of fun; to celebrate, we quickly break open barrels of Vintage Glendronach, Glencadam and Glenordie Private Reserve and, looking forward to a short rest and a great deal of recuperation, cheering and shouting with excitement, we stumble towards the castle, as fast as we possibly can.

Professor Humperdink's Diary